Before I Was Cool

Let me start out by saying: Nobody in 4th grade is cool. You may think you were but honestly look back at 4th grade - you were not cool. Trust me on this. But anyhow...

Back in 4th grade when I was busy being uncool I accidentally did something cool. And what was this inadvertently cool thing you ask?

I watched The State

And now that wonderful program is finally coming to DVD. They've promised this before but this time I think they mean it for reals.

The State DVD


So if you want to have any hope of being cool in the future you should start saving your milk money for this bad boy. It's more fun than a barrel of monkey torture.